Words I never thought would escape my lips:

“I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyond to fondle knives.”

+50 internets if anyone can guess context.

Comments

4 responses to “Words I never thought would escape my lips:”

  1. Erin Palette Avatar

    You mean the context isn’t “I want to fondle knives”?

  2. pediem Avatar

    Wedding registry.

    1. oddball Avatar
      oddball

      And you win 50 internets!

      1. Linoge Avatar

        Perhaps one of the better uses for wedding registries…

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