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Author: wizardpc
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65 Days
That’s how long since I ordered my suppressor from Gemtech. Just got a voice mail from my dealer saying that it has been delivered to their shop.
Now I get to fill out the paperwork. Saturday will be the earliest that I can get there with my trust paperwork, and it will be 4-12 weeks after that before I can take it home with me.
All for a safety device.
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Doing a Budget
Last week I covered the Debt Snowball and mentioned that you needed to have a budget, so this week I’ll cover how to do that.
Bah! Why are you covering this? I know how to do a budget!
Really? Off the top of your head, what’s your monthly budget for clothing? Groceries? What’s your budget for gas? Not, “Oh, I usually spend about…”–that’s not a budget.
A budget is where you declare “I have $300 to spend on gas this month, and I will not spend any more than that.”
What we do, and what Dave Ramsey teaches, is called a zero based budget. Basically what that means is we know where every single dollar we make is going to go before we get paid. So you “spend” your entire paycheck the day you get it. Using this method, if you go over budget in one category, you have to take that money from another category because by now you’ve stopped using credit cards.
So if you had $300 budgeted for gas, but with 5 days left in the month you have 1/8 of a tank, you’ve got to take money from somewhere else. Perhaps clothing or “blow money.” And next month, plan better :D.
Here are the basic categories I used when I was single and doing this plan all by myself:
- Groceries
- Fuel
- Bills
- Rent
- Utilities
- Insurance
- Cell Phone
- Blow money
- Debt Reduction
- Visa
- Mastercard
- Car Payment
- Student Loans
That’s a pretty simple list. It is a good starting point, but if you want something a little more detailed, check out this budget form from Dave Ramsey.
A note about Blow Money: This is your walking around money. This is where you pay for renting movies, going out to dinner, and hitting the range. I discovered that I could get by with $60 a week in blow money and that has been my amount for several years. My wife gets the same amount even though she doesn’t make as much as I do. (That suppressor I bought recently was bought with blow money I had been saving since January)
A major component to the budget is the envelope system. What that means is that for certain categories you take cash out of the bank and put it in envelopes. When I started, I used cash for groceries, fuel, and blow money. Pretty quickly I learned that paying cash for fuel totally sucks so I stopped doing that. Now I use a debit card at the pump.
I did kind of a weird thing with regards to bills. I opened a second checking account and paid all my bills using that account. I signed up for auto-payment wherever possible and used online bill pay. The only check I had to write was to my landlady. I knew how much my monthly bills were going to be so I divided that by two and deposited that amount into the bills account every payday. It worked out really well for me and we still use that system today.
So this is how it looks on payday. Let’s say you get paid twice a month, and your paycheck is $1670 (speaking of which, you have stopped your retirement contributions, right? That’s not until step 4). Here is what it looks like:
- Go to the ATM. Take out $100 in cash for groceries and $120 in cash for blow money.
- Transfer $800 to the bills account
- Apply $500 to The Debt Snowball
You now have $120 in your pocket and $150 in your primary checking account for fuel. In an envelope you have $100 to buy the next two weeks’ worth of groceries. The rest of your paycheck has been spent.
Now, I don’t know what your situation looks like, but this is the basic idea. To get your numbers, go through your bank and credit card statements for the last six months and see where you spend your money. You might be surprised, as I was, at where all your money has gone!
When I did this, I discovered that while I thought I was spending $80 a week on groceries, I was actually spending almost $300 a week–because while at the grocery store (which was Wal-Mart because that’s your choice when you live in Mississippi) I was picking up things like DVDs and the occasional digital camera. The other thing that really surprised me was how much less I spent if I used cash. There’s something psychological about it.
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An Experiment
Ignorance is bliss.
If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.
Both of these are true statements.
For the month of October, I’m going to avoid social media, mainstream media, IRC, and political blogs/podcasts. I’m going to try to see what my blood pressure and mood do if I just stick my head in the sand for a little bit.
I’m a little too angry-due-to-paying-attention some times and that causes me to make passionate arguments in ways that make complete sense to me, but are very off-putting to normal people. As an example, I recently attended an event where one of the lawyers who got the first iteration of Restaurant Carry declared unconstitutional. I asked him why they didn’t also challenge the new law allowing restaurant carry for off duty officers, and he said that police are (paraphrasing) “trained for that sort of thing.” I questioned him pretty harshly on what specific training police receive that pertains to that issue, and whether or not he would be okay with permit holders having that training. He basically responded that the only way he would ever be comfortable with someone carrying in a restaurant is if they are a current LEO, regardless of training. It was a similar line of reasoning I’d used before with other people.
I thought my arguments pointed out that the guy was just biased against citizens, since his base criteria was ultimately only who someone’s employer is. I was informed later by John Lott (yes, that John Lott) that my arguments came off as anti-police, suggesting police officers are not well-trained. That was absolutely not my intention.
When John Lott tells you your argument is a bad one, you listen.
So I’m going to try to be a “regular” person for a little bit. I’ll still be doing the debt-free blogging (those posts are already queued) and some tech news stuff, but I’m going to try to stay out of the politics for a little bit.
I imagine that–like Kevin Baker–I’ll be back to it quicker than I plan.
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Yeah, that’s fair
When officers repeatedly electrocute suspects until the suspects die, it’s not the officers’ fault: It’s “Excited Delirium”
If a suspect struggles with an officer and then later that officer has a fatal reaction to painkillers prescribed by a licensed physician, compounded by emphysema and obesity, it’s “reckless homicide”
Because, you know, the suspect should have known that the doctor was going to kill the officer.
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To quote Goldfinger
There better goddamned well not be a third time. Like I said in the comments to the first post above, there is no brighter line than suspension of elections.
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My very first blogson
Long time real-life friend disavowedwithhonor went and got himself a blog!
Go check it out!
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Careful, someone might shoot you with your own gun
Especially if you are a convicted sex offender who kidnaps an 18 year old girl and drives her to Mississippi to rape her:
Cronk was in Aberdeen following an alleged kidnapping that began last Wednesday at the Kangaroo Express gas station on Lebanon Road.
Police said Cronk revealed a handgun and forced the teenage victim into his vehicle.
He then drove four and a half hours to Aberdeen where he rented a hotel room and forced the victim to perform sexual acts at gunpoint.
The victim told police when Cronk wasn’t looking she took his gun and shot him in the stomach.
Cronk left the hotel, and the female victim locked herself inside the room and called 911 for help.
Cronk, 58, was found deceased inside his vehicle parked at a Shell gas station in nearby Hamilton, Mississippi Friday morning.
That’s a nightmare scenario, isn’t it? It’s awful that she went through that, but maybe it will help with her recovery knowing that she stopped him from doing that to anyone else ever again.
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The Debt Snowball
Last week I covered Baby Step 1: The $1000 Emergency Fund. That step can usually be completed in a month or so, depending on your situation. From there, you move on to what really is the core of “the plan”–The Debt Snowball.
In the debt snowball, you take all of your debts and list them smallest balance to largest balance. ALL OF THEM. This includes the twenty bucks you borrowed from your fishing buddy. It includes the $75 you owe your dentist for the cleaning two months ago. It includes your cars, motorcycles, and boats. Store cards, credit cards, and loans from parents. Everything.
Interest rates only matter as a tiebreaker. The reason you do it this way is entirely psychological: reducing the number of creditors is a better positive reinforcement than reducing your total debt. If you pay off $1000 of debt and get rid of two store cards you feel like you’ve made a whole lot more progress than if you pay off $1000 on an account and you still owe $7500. Going from 7 creditors to 5 within the first month is an awesome feeling.
Okay, so how does this work? Well, you take your ordered list of debts and you pay minimum payments on all of them. Except the smallest one. That little bugger? You’re trying to murder him. Kill him with fire! Any extra money you have in the budget (you do have a budget, don’t you?) goes to kill him. Every bit of overtime goes on that guy. If you sold an extra rifle you put that money on the smallest debt (Later, you can buy a new one. I hear they keep making them).
When that guy is dead, you move up the chain. Only this one will go a bit faster, because you don’t have that first debt’s monthly payment anymore. So if you had a Visa with a $25 minimum payment as your first debt, and a Discover with a $45 minimum, your new absolute lowest payment you’ll make on the discover is $70. Make sense?
By the time you get to the last debt, you could very well be paying thousands of dollars every month on it without having changed your lifestyle very much since the beginning. When I was single, I paid about $1600/month on my student loans at the end, which was about half my take home pay. I think the number was close to $3500 at the end of my wife’s snowball.
This step will take 18-24 months on average. I did it in 30 months when I was single and we paid off my wife’s debts 28 months after we got married (our debts were roughly equivalent and for the same things).
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UNPOSSIBLE!
When restaurant carry was passed in Tennessee, The Beale Street Merchants Association banned guns from Beale Street:
Later this month, Beale Street will break out the hand-held metal detectors at the entrance points and use other security measures to keep guns out of the three-block area day and night.
And the fruit of that labor? Six people shot behind one of their clubs.
No word on whether they stopped frisking everyone who entered the area, but either way the Beale Street Merchants Association is headed for a lawsuit. A big one.