Author: wizardpc

  • WANTED: Ford upgrade thumb drive

    Wait, what?

    So here’s the deal. From 1999 to 2003, I used to install desktop computers in cars as a hobby. In case you don’t remember, GPS systems back in 99 cost about $4,000. I was able to install a system that did GPS, DVD, wireless internet (at blazing 14.4k speed!), and this new fangled audio format called “MP3” for about $1500. If you just wanted audio, it was about $500. Fun times, fun times.

    The then-small enthusiast community at MP3Car.com (now a commercial site that happens to have a forum) would often fantasize about one of the industry players getting involved and removing us from the equation. Really, it’s a serious PITA to make your own dashboard to fit a 7″LCD touchscreen and even if you did get everything to work, it was still buggy as hell and took a LOT of time to get right.

    When Ford and MicroSoft came out with Sync a couple of years ago, I remember thinking “Hey, they’re finally starting to catch up!” Last year, the pair introduced the latest version, Sync with MyFord Touch. Essentially Sync was voice-activated controls, and MyFord Touch adds a touchscreen and integration with smartphones.

    COOL!

    Except…

    It seems Ford has some of the same problems I did as an enthusiast. It’s buggy, it crashes, doesn’t recognize commands, and in general is providing a poor user experience. So they are sending out upgrades via usb thumb drive.

    You know what that means, right? If it’s possible to use the USB ports on the car to reprogram the system, it’s probably possible to run custom firmware as well. That’s hot.

    Now, obviously I’m not going to go out and buy a new car just so I can get this technology. That’s not my style. I am interested in the protocols they use to do the upgrade.

    So, if one of my dear readers could send me this thumbdrive after they’re done with it, I’d be mighty grateful.

  • Baby Step 3b: Getting a house

    If you’ve already got a house and you’re not planning on getting another mortgage ever again, skip this week. Otherwise, onward!

    While this is geared more towards young couples who are renting, there are some valuable things in here for people who may be moving up–or down–in house. Once you’ve paid off all your debts and built up your emergency fund, you can start saving for a house!

    Now if you’re anything like my wife, all the blood just drained out of your face. “You want me to wait a billion years and pay cash for a house?” Well, yes, but I realize most people aren’t willing to rent for 5-7 years longer in order to not get a mortgage. In fact, most people don’t want to rent for an extra two years and buy a small-ish home–they want to go straight for the three bed, two bath, two car garage in the nice suburban neighborhood near where they grew up.

    Well, to do that is going to take a lot more money than you’re going to have so the first rule is lower your expectations. You’re not going to get the fancy house…yet. Later, when you’re a bajillionaire, you can have the nicest house in town–but by then you probably won’t want it.

    So if you’re not going to pay cash, and you’re not going to go $300,000 in debt to get what you want, then what do you do?

    You put 20% down and get a 15 year mortgage that has a payment of about 25% of your take home pay. The 20% down portion gets rid of PMI, which will cost you about $50/month for every $100,000 you borrow. If you are going with manual underwriting because you’ve never had a credit score, or your credit score has fallen because you stopped borrowing money, the large down payment will also get you a better interest rate since the bank will have instant equity if they have to foreclose on you. Less risk == lower rate.

    Capping your payment at 25% of your take home pay prevents you from becoming house poor and protects you from foreclosure and other financial difficulty. Our house payment ended up being about 12% of our take home pay based on some things I’ll cover in a later post.

    Getting a 15 year mortgage does three things: First, it lets you get a much lower rate because the bank is risking it’s money for half the time. It’s less exposed to risk, so your rate is lower. The second thing it does is it makes you build equity faster because you’re paying more towards the principal every year. Lastly, it saves you a boatload of money over the long run. Let’s look at an example:

    Let’s say you bought a house with a closing price of $187,500. You put 20% down, so you need to borrow $150,000. At the time of this writing, interest rates on a 30-year fixed rate mortgage are around 3.75%, and for a 15 year they are 3.125%

    With the 30 year, your payments will be $695/month and you’ll pay $100,000 in interest.

    With the 15 year, your payments will be $1045/month, but you’ll only pay $38,000 in interest.

    You save $62,000! That’s a lot of ammo!

    Now, I hear you over there in the back saying “Yeah, but it costs $350 a month more!” Phooey! That’s like saying your IRA costs you $416 a month!

    It’s forced savings. You get the extra $350 a month back when you sell the house! Wednesday I’ll go a little bit further into the math around financing, but for now just know this: The longer you have a mortgage, the more your house costs you.

    Tomorrow, I’ll go over the process we went through when buying our first home.

  • The thing about lying to the media…

    …is that you need to tell the same lie every time.

    I read this today:

    Protestor Mike Anger, 29, told Nashville’s News 2 he left his home and sales job in Lexington, Kentucky to protest at the plaza.

    “I just kind of put my life on hold for this cause,” said Anger, who has been arrested twice at Legislative Plaza.

    Anger said he is unsure if he will return to his corporate job because it represents what the Occupy movement is fighting against.

    The first thing that went through my head was, “Wow! This guy is campaigning against corporations, but the corporation he works for gave him a month off! And they didn’t fire him? What?”

    So I googled him. Guess what came up?

    An article from three days ago:

    Mike Anger, 30, of Lexington, Ky., is an unemployed bartender with a 6-year-old son.

    I guess “bartender” is kind of like “corporate sales job” but he’s still got the whole “I might go back to my job” vs “unemployed” thing to work out. One or the other, bucko.

    And seriously, why did he leave his home and his 6 year old son to protest in Nashville when his home town has it’s own occupy protest?

    This isn’t a protest. It’s urban camping.

  • Reminder

    Reminder to the OWS protesters wearing Guy Fawkes masks: his plot failed and he was drawn and quartered. The British hate him so much that they still burn him in effigy 400 years later.

    Not sure why you’d want to emulate that, but whatever. Do what you want.

    If I thought the local “Occupy” movement could muster more than 30 or so people, I’d start thinking about carrying the AR in the truck.

  • And they were right!

    Critics said that if we allowed people with handgun carry permits to carry in parks, there would be shotgun attacks against schoolchildren on playgrounds.

    And they were right!

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. –

    Seventeen-year-old Michael Hague surrendered himself at police headquarters late Tuesday night and is confined at juvenile detention on charges of attempted homicide, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and carrying a gun on school property.

    Hague is accused of firing a shotgun at two teenagers on the playground of Robert Lillard Elementary School at 3200 Kings Lane last Thursday.

    Apparently one of the victims “dissed” him earlier in the day at school.

    So yes, allowing people who have carry permits (21+, trained, no criminal record) to carry handguns in state parks allowed this 17 year old to shotgun two other teenagers on an elementary school playground.

     

     

     

  • I gotta stop doing that

    I have this problem.

    When people say things, I decipher their meaning based on the common meaning of the words they use.

    For example, back in March we had a fence put in. We paid for treated wood (says so on the bill). We got treated wood (says so on the tags stapled to the wood).

    The fence warped, so I called the vendor to have it fixed. They just called me about it. the conversation went roughly like this:

    Vendor: Oh, it warped because the wood hasn’t been treated. You’ll have to pay for us to fix it.

    Me: But I paid for treated wood.

    Vendor: Yes, but….

    Me: Did I not get treated wood?

    Vendor: Well yes, but….water got in it because it’s not treated and….

    Me: You just said I bought–and you installed–treated wood. What, exactly, was it treated for?

    Vendor: I’m not sure…

    The end of it is that I have to pay for the labor to fix my in-warranty fence. I’m thinking about using an obscure definition of the word pay, since they didn’t clarify they wanted me to give them money instead of cover them with tar. 

    I still have no idea what the hell I bought when I paid for treated wood.

  • Aaaaand I’m back

    So here are the basic results of my experiment:

    • Blood pressure is consistently lower
    • I’m getting more tasks accomplished at work and at home
    • I’m less combative in general.

    That being said, it was a little weird the first time someone said to me “Hey, did you hear about [random thing on the news]” and I had to answer “No.” That’s abnormal for me.

    A huge bonus came about week 3. I realized that I had not seen or heard anything from Barack Obama, Harry Reid, or Nancy Pelosi in three weeks. That made me smile.

    I’m going to assume that Only Ones are still assholes, Democrats are still for Big Government, Republicans are still for Big Government That Grows At A Slightly Slower Rate, and the media is still lying about pretty much everything. Did any of that change?

    I’m going to ease back into it, but I really kind of liked not knowing what was going on. I mean, I have a vague idea of what’s going on with the “Occupy” protests, but it doesn’t enhance my life one bit to know that people who don’t have jobs, but do have smartphones, laptops, and tents, are protesting the fact that their degrees in women’s studies didn’t get them six figure jobs.

    BTW, what the hell happened to Rick Perry? He was the frontrunner when I stopped paying attention. And why does it seem to be a Romney/Cain race at this point? I got off the Cain Train when he said it was totally okay for local governments to ban religious orders they don’t like.

  • Baby Step 3: Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse

    Note before we begin: By the time you get here, you’ve probably got a pretty good idea for what works and what doesn’t in your household. This post is to provide guidance, not gospel.

    “When you are prepared for the zombie apocalypse, a hurricane is just a storm.”

    We’ve all heard that one, and it’s true. We like talking about the zombie apocalypse because it’s a very good way to talk about serious subjects without the buzzkill of reality. Hurricane prep isn’t fun, or sexy, anywhere near the front of your mind. You know you need to do it, but come hurricane time you’re in line buying plywood like everyone else who didn’t prepare. But Zombies? Now you’re talking!

    Baby Step 3 is the financial equivalent of preparing for zombies. If you are ready to have zero income from any source for 6 months, the AC in your house going out is a just minor inconvenience.

    After paying off everything except the first mortgage, Dave Ramsey’s recommendation is to stockpile 3-6 months of expenses. Since you’ve just finished your debt snowball, just consider this your last debt. Take that gigantic payment you were making on your student loan and start sending it to your money market account and you’ll be there in no time.

    So, three to six months of expenses, eh? Well, do I do 3? Or should I go the full 6? What if I want more than that?

    That’s up to you and your spouse. If you’re young and single, 3 months is probably okay. If you’re married with 2 kids and you’re the only one that works, 6 months may not be enough in the Obama economy. You probably don’t want more than 18 months worth of expenses sitting in an account getting (as of today) 0.9% interest, because really if you have to live on savings for more than a year you’re going to be looking at liquidating other assets anyway.

    Note that this is 3-6 months of expenses, not 3-6 months of income. Expenses would be defined as those reoccurring items that you need to survive, but you can extend that to keeping your standard of living. Contributions to savings, extra house payments, retirement, etc, would not be included in expenses. Cable, rent, utilities, and blow money would be. This is whatever you decide, but in my house it comes to be a little more than half of our take home pay (we’ve continued to keep a modest standard of living despite getting significant raises).

    If you’re married, the spouse that wants more money in this account wins! Let’s say you do the math and your monthly expenses are $2,000. Six months of expenses would be $12,000. You think you could get by with $10,000 but your wife says she needs $20,000 in the bank to feel safe. She wins! Now, if she said $100,000 then you’d have a case for her being unreasonable, so unless it’s something like that then just let it go.

    One thing to remember, though, is that Baby Step 3 MUST BE COMPLETE before moving to Step 4: Saving For Retirement! If you don’t have a house yet, you have to have your emergency fund fully funded before you can start saving for your down payment (Baby Step 3b)! Take these things into consideration when discussing how large your emergency fund should be. Your husband will probably settle for a smaller emergency fund if he realizes he’ll get a garage sooner by doing that.

    Having twenty thousand dollars(!) sitting in a bank earning monthly interest after having recently owed over forty thousand dollars plus monthly interest is an awesome feeling to have. I have things that keep me up at night, but money isn’t one of them. Like I said at the beginning, it turns what would be a major freakout level problem into a minor inconvenience.

    It turns a hurricane into just another storm.

  • Tragedy!

    Alternate title: Two is one, one is none.

    Not a good weekend to be my equipment.

    On Friday, one of the kydex belt loops for my Raven Concealment holster snapped while I was getting into my wife’s car. I’ve had that holster for three or four years, so I wasn’t really surprised.  Back in July I ordered some IWB clips to replace the OWB loops. I hadn’t received them yet (nor had my debit card been charged),  but that hadn’t set off any alarm bells since Raven is pretty famous for multi month backlogs.
    Long story short, they switched systems and lost my debit card info. They emailed me about it, but it went to my spam folder. I’ve now ordered again, including replacement OWB loops. Expected wait time is 2 weeks.

    Related to the holster failure was my Insight M6 getting jacked up. See, I carry my Glock with a light and laser. That’s why I got a Raven holster in the first place: at the time they were the only people who offered a holster for my particular combination. I went to my backup configuration, which consists of a Serpa* for the Glock and a Fobus holster for the light. The Fobus is basically a paddle with a rail on it.

    What I didn’t realize is that it is directional. You’re supposed to carry it lense up, because there’s a block that keeps the switch from engaging if you do it like that. Yeah, so apparently the light was on for about 45 minutes straight while I was in the car.

    Right now the laser-only option works, but anything involving the lamp doesn’t. I’m hoping it’s just that the batteries have enough juice for the laser but not the light, and not that I killed the lamp.

    *Yes, I know about the safety concerns, but it’s all I have for a backup holster.

  • Awesome

    Just got a call from my FFL.

    See, when I bought my suppressor back in July, I gave them the money for the tax stamp.

    Apparently, they forgot to send the money to the ATF.

    Perhaps I will handle that myself next time.

    Counter gets reset. Dammit.