Author: wizardpc

  • Not My Problem

    Pizza delivery guy gets robbed by two guys. When it’s over, he floors it to get away from them. In his haste to get away, he runs a stop sign on a college campus.

    Campus PD pulls him over and he tells them he’s just been robbed. What does Campus PD do?

    They take 15 minutes to write him a $228 ticket for running the stop sign, and then tell him to call the city cops to report the robbery.

    Priorities.

  • Well crap

    My 5 year old SIM card just died, and the AT&T stores closed like an hour ago.

    So me and my grandfathered unlimited data plan are going to try to get a new one tomorrow.

  • Make a soldier’s day brighter

    And get a chance to win stuff!

    I love those patches, by the way.

  • Suppressor update

    Just called the NFA branch for the first time and talked to a nice lady that said my paperwork went into “Pending” status on November 16th.

    She also said that the expected delay is 5-6 months.

    So I might be able to pick it up in May of 2012. For those of you keeping track, that would be 17 months from the time I decided to buy a suppressor to the time I actually get to take one home.

    If we were in a civilized country, I could pick one up on my lunch break.

  • Debt Free Living: Kids’ College

    Note: If you don’t have kids, or they are grown and gone, you skip this step.

    Everyone agrees that you should save for your kids’ college. Problem is, of course, that hardly anyone actually does it.

    At my college, we called the kids whose parents had actually saved for college those rich kids. I want my kids to be those kids 😀

    This is Baby Step 5. At this point, you’ve paid off all your debts (except the house), amassed an emergency fund, and started putting 15% of your gross income into retirement accounts. Now it’s time to start the college fund.

    Think about how much easier it would have been for you to start your adult life without debt. Something like 2/3 of graduates have student loan debt.
    I started to do some statistical research for this post, but I started crying so I had to stop.

    My personal story is a little screwed up, but I’ve been telling you this whole time how I screwed up so why stop now. Basically, my dad was still an active alcoholic* and said, “Here, sign these papers so you can get scholarships.” So I did. Then he told me, “Okay, you’re going to get a refund check from school, and I need you to send that to me so I can pay for room and board because I am a responsible adult who knows how to do that sort of thing and you’re a 19 year old kid who’s never lived on his own.”

    So I did. And yes, those were student loan papers he had me sign. Lesson learned: Read Everything, even when it’s someone you trust.

    At the same time, he was telling my mom they needed to do a home equity loan in order to pay for my college. Oh, and did I mention that I had scholarships, so I didn’t actually need the loans? That’s why I didn’t question it. To this day, we have no idea where the money actually went. (Grad school was a different story, I totally signed up for that ride as a willing participant. I needed the money even less than when I was in undergrad.)

    Now, just like with retirement you start where you are. To paraphrase Rumsfeld, you work with what you have, not what you wish you had. If your oldest is graduating next year, you’re not going to be in a position to send him to a private school on the other side of the country. If they’re still in diapers, you’re set. If your oldest is still a twinkle in your eye, you don’t start yet–move to Step 6 until you have kids.

    lilwizard is coming in February. He’s our first, so we haven’t started Step 5 yet even though we know he’s coming. The vehicle you use for college savings is the Education Savings Account, or ESA. A maximum of $2,000 per year can go into this account. The inputs are after tax, and it grows tax free.

    “Bah! That’s only $36,000! Tuition is going up every year! There is no way that will pay for college!”
    Well, you’re right on all counts. Sort of.

    True, you only put in $36,000 over an 18 year span, but with compound interest you’ll do very well. In fact, you’ll double to quadruple your money depending on the rate of return you get. So instead of having $36,000 on his 19th birthday, we’ll have between $70,000 and $130,000 for college. Tuition has been on the rise (about 7.9% per year for Tennessee public universities, lately), but that bubble is about to pop. When it does, we’ll go back to the times when people who went to college 1) wanted to be there and 2) worked hard enough to get there.

    That’s one reason I don’t like prepaid tuition plans–it’s not exactly a liquid investment. You’re stuck in it at whatever the inflation rate is for tuition in whatever state you’re prepaying for. Here in Tennessee, you’d be stuck with a 7.85% rate of return when you could be making more in the open market. Another reason I don’t like prepaid plans is that The Board of Regents can just decide one day to not offer that plan anymore.

    “What happens if I put all this money into an ESA and then my kid decides to be a traveling minstrel instead of the lawyer we planned on?”
    Well, you can transfer the money to another family member or wait until he’s 30. At that point, he can get the money in the ESA but he’ll have to pay taxes on the gains.

    Now, you don’t have to do an ESA…it’s just that there are tax advantages to doing so. You could put the money in a savings account that pays two cents a year for every ten dollars you have, or you could open a money market or a standard mutual fund and declare “this is for junior’s college” and that’s that. I recently advised a friend to pay off a rental house instead of contributing to an ESA and use the proceeds from the sale of the house to pay for college.

    The important thing is that you SAVE FOR YOUR CHILDREN’S EDUCATION!
    Your goal is for your kids to get made fun of because they’re not going to graduate with soul-crushing levels of debt!
    *My father got sober about 5 years before he died. I rarely ever saw him drink. It was a total shock to me and my sister when he told us he was going to rehab. We always thought he was just an asshole. Turns out we had just never seen him sober. He’d been leaving work at 3pm every day for years and heading to the bar to drink until 6pm before coming home.

  • New Shooter Update

    Remember Drew?

    Three months later he’s shot over 1500 rounds (so much so that he broke his Kahr!). Since his Kahr is in the shop, he bought an M&P9 Pro so he’ll have something good for IDPA/IPSC/Whatever. He’s totally digging the 17 round magazines and can do 250 round sessions without thinking about it. He’s started his own thing where he does multiple target engagement without even realizing it.

    I’m so proud 😀

  • Wait, what?

    You can’t carry at Toys R Us,  but you can buy a Gen 2 night vision rifle scope?

  • Finally

    My second case of 9mm has arrived, according to FedEx.

  • Debt Free Living: Recommended Reading

    It’s Turkey Week!

    I know a lot of you will be hanging out with family and exchanging wish lists for Christmas, so here are some books I recommend from the personal finance side of things:

    If you invite me to your wedding, you get this book and something from your registry.
    The Total Money Makeover: A Proven Plan for Financial Fitness
    More than Enough: The Ten Keys to Changing Your Financial Destiny

    These three books were written by Dr. Thomas Stanley. Dr. Stanley did some research and basically discovered that your average millionaire drives an 8 year old car, lives in a blue collar neighborhood, and buys his jeans at Wal-Mart. My biggest takeaway from this series was that they will look at the total cost of ownership rather than the up front cost and base pretty much all their decisions on that. There is a story about an antique dining room table that cost $10,000, but it was appreciating in value. In 50 years it would still be around for the great-grandkids and be worth more than they paid for it.
    The Millionaire Next Door
    The Millionaire Mind
    The Millionaire Mind

    This one is where I first heard the phrase “Pay yourself first.” It’s written as a fictional story rather than a non-fiction battleplan, but it’s a good resource.
    The Wealthy Barber, Updated 3rd Edition: Everyone’s Commonsense Guide to Becoming Financially Independent

    This is a classic. Written in 1926 by George Clason, it covers the basics of getting out of debt and building wealth using characters from several thousand years ago. I have this as an audio book and listen to it about twice a year.
    The Richest Man in Babylon

    By purchasing from those links, you also help support my work here!
    Or, you can buy my something from my Amazon Wish List 😀

    If you’re looking for something to distract you from Aunt Edna’s story about her latest kidney stone woes, here is the thread on mp3car.com where I basically liveblogged getting out of debt. It’s 42 pages long.

  • What the FedEx?

    Last Thursday I ordered 1,000 rounds of 9mm from CheaperThanDirt.com. On Saturday (Nov 12), FedEx delivered…500 rounds of 9mm. The manufacturer packages the ammo in 500 round boxes, so I was supposed to get two boxes instead of one.

    Called CTD and they verified they shipped two boxes. Customer Service also gave me the tracking number for the second box and said it would probably come on Monday. I figured the driver just didn’t realize I had two identical packages but would figure it out Saturday night.

    Well, it’s Thursday now and I still don’t have my ammo. Went to track the package, and, well…

    How does a package that originates in Louisiana and destined for Tennessee wind up in California? Especially when at one point it was within 25 miles of it’s destination and the other package in the shipment was delivered?