{"id":3086,"date":"2013-11-11T21:36:48","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T03:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=3086"},"modified":"2013-11-11T21:36:48","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T03:36:48","slug":"play-stupid-games-win-stupid-prizes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=3086","title":{"rendered":"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Man decides to break into the local Masonic Lodge in the middle of the afternoon in front of a restaurant full of people.\u00a0 Gets attacked by K-9 units and is going to jail (after the hospital stay from the dog bites) for his troubles.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsmv.com\/story\/23926889\/man-breaks-in-to-masonic-lodgein-front-of-witnesses\" target=\"_blank\">linky<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man decides to break into the local Masonic Lodge in the middle of the afternoon in front of a restaurant full of people.\u00a0 Gets attacked by K-9 units and is going to jail (after the hospital stay from the dog bites) for his troubles. linky<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}