{"id":2617,"date":"2013-06-07T08:26:02","date_gmt":"2013-06-07T13:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2617"},"modified":"2013-06-07T08:26:02","modified_gmt":"2013-06-07T13:26:02","slug":"the-funniest-news-story-ive-read-all-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2617","title":{"rendered":"The funniest news story I&#8217;ve read all week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actual headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsmv.com\/story\/22526690\/men-dressed-in-clown-masks-rob-man-who-admits-drug-dealing\">Men dressed in clown masks rob man who admits drug dealing<\/a><br \/>\nAccurate headline: Actually, the original headline is pretty accurate.<\/p>\n<p>You gotta love a story that includes this line from investigators:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> &#8220;We assembled a photo line-up of clown masks, and had the victim look at it, and he quickly identified the mask.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual headline: Men dressed in clown masks rob man who admits drug dealing Accurate headline: Actually, the original headline is pretty accurate. You gotta love a story that includes this line from investigators: &#8220;We assembled a photo line-up of clown masks, and had the victim look at it, and he quickly identified the mask.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}