{"id":2606,"date":"2013-05-31T08:19:40","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T13:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2606"},"modified":"2013-05-31T08:19:40","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T13:19:40","slug":"fun-with-headlines-5-31-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2606","title":{"rendered":"Fun with Headlines: 5-31-2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actual headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wkrn.com\/story\/22460428\/franklin-grandma-posts-unique-warning-for-speeding-drivers\">Franklin grandma posts unique warning for speeding drivers<\/a><br \/>\nAccurate headline: Local woman threatens to kill commuters<\/p>\n<p>Actual headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tennessean.com\/article\/20130531\/NEWS04\/305310097\/Metro-tries-reduce-school-hopping\">Metro Nashville tries to reduce school hopping<\/a><br \/>\nAccurate headline: Metro schools still don&#8217;t understand how markets work, omit stats that make public schools look bad.<\/p>\n<p><b>*BONUS*<\/B><br \/>\nCurrent Headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wkrn.com\/story\/22451535\/mt-juliet-asks-residents-to-watch-take-action-to-save-a-child\">Mt. Juliet asks residents to watch, take action to save a child<\/a><br \/>\nFuture headline: Mt. Juliet Police report rise in smash and grab auto thefts<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if the Mt. Juliet K9 officers leave their dogs in their cars with the engine running. If they do, does this &#8220;smash the window to save a child or pet, even if the engine is running with the air on&#8221; advice still apply?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual headline: Franklin grandma posts unique warning for speeding drivers Accurate headline: Local woman threatens to kill commuters Actual headline: Metro Nashville tries to reduce school hopping Accurate headline: Metro schools still don&#8217;t understand how markets work, omit stats that make public schools look bad. *BONUS* Current Headline: Mt. Juliet asks residents to watch, take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}