{"id":2541,"date":"2013-05-09T16:00:33","date_gmt":"2013-05-09T21:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2013-05-09T16:00:33","modified_gmt":"2013-05-09T21:00:33","slug":"fun-with-headlines-5-9-2013-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2541","title":{"rendered":"Fun With Headlines: 5-9-2013 Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actual headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theleafchronicle.com\/article\/20130508\/NEWS01\/305080022\/Long-time-Scout-leader-resigns-district-position-over-ban-gay-Scouts?nclick_check=1\">Long-time Scout leader resigns position over gay Scouts ban<\/a><br \/>\nAccurate headline: After 50 years, local man has the courage to resign the least important of his Boy Scout leadership roles due to 107 year old policy*<\/p>\n<p>Actual headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wkrn.com\/story\/22207944\/la-vergne-emergency-system\">La Vergne works to replace faulty emergency system<\/a><br \/>\nAccurate headline: City leaders spend money on new cars, parades, while 911 calls go unanswered<\/p>\n<p>Actual headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2013\/05\/09\/student-posts-principal-mugshot-online-gets-suspended\/?test=latestnews\">Student posts principal&#8217;s mugshot online, gets suspended<\/a><br \/>\nAccurate headline: Student falsely accuses principal of DUI arrest, gets suspended<\/p>\n<p>*Look, I really don&#8217;t give a crap what limits a private organization wants to put on membership, but if you find that organization&#8217;s stand on something so horrific that you have to run screaming to the nearest reporter, shouldn&#8217;t you <i>stop being associated with that organization?<\/i> Note also that they asked him if his thoughts had changed over the last five years and he deflected<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual headline: Long-time Scout leader resigns position over gay Scouts ban Accurate headline: After 50 years, local man has the courage to resign the least important of his Boy Scout leadership roles due to 107 year old policy* Actual headline: La Vergne works to replace faulty emergency system Accurate headline: City leaders spend money on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}