{"id":2460,"date":"2013-04-03T10:27:57","date_gmt":"2013-04-03T15:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2013-04-03T10:27:57","modified_gmt":"2013-04-03T15:27:57","slug":"maya-angelous-modified-joe-biden-home-defense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=2460","title":{"rendered":"Maya Angelou&#8217;s Modified Joe Biden Home Defense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1: <a href=\"http:\/\/nation.foxnews.com\/maya-angelou\/2013\/04\/03\/poet-maya-angelou-blasts-gun-home-intruder\">Violate Rule 4<\/a> and shoot through the door.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I was in my house in North Carolina. It was fall. I heard someone walking on the leaves. And somebody actually turned the knob. So I said, &#8220;Stand four feet back because I&#8217;m going to shoot now!&#8221; Boom! Boom! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Step 2: Lie to the cops about it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The police came by and said, &#8220;Ms. Angelou, the shots came from inside the house.&#8221; I said, &#8220;Well, I don&#8217;t know how that happened.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Marginally more felonious than Joe Biden&#8217;s &#8220;shoot into the air&#8221; strategy for home defense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Step 1: Violate Rule 4 and shoot through the door. I was in my house in North Carolina. It was fall. I heard someone walking on the leaves. And somebody actually turned the knob. So I said, &#8220;Stand four feet back because I&#8217;m going to shoot now!&#8221; Boom! Boom! Step 2: Lie to the cops [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}