{"id":1947,"date":"2012-10-29T15:40:51","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T20:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2012-10-29T15:40:51","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T20:40:51","slug":"and-now-for-something-a-little-lighter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=1947","title":{"rendered":"And now for something a little lighter&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was at a fairly major department store yesterday buying a few items, and had this conversation:<\/p>\n<p>cashier #1: Do you have a [store] card you&#8217;d like to use?<\/p>\n<p>me: nope<\/p>\n<p>cashier #1: would you like one?\u00a0 It will save you %15!<\/p>\n<p>me: If it&#8217;s a credit card, I&#8217;m not interested.*<\/p>\n<p>cashier #1: Ok, think about.\u00a0 It&#8217;s a good deal.<\/p>\n<p>me: I don&#8217;t use credit cards.<\/p>\n<p>cashier #1: You don&#8217;t use credit cards? [looks puzzled at other cashier]<\/p>\n<p>cashier #2: Don&#8217;t look at me.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t use credit cards either!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*you never know.\u00a0 Target now hands out cards that tie directly to your debit card and gives you the same discount as their credit cards.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was at a fairly major department store yesterday buying a few items, and had this conversation: cashier #1: Do you have a [store] card you&#8217;d like to use? me: nope cashier #1: would you like one?\u00a0 It will save you %15! me: If it&#8217;s a credit card, I&#8217;m not interested.* cashier #1: Ok, think about.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}