{"id":1111,"date":"2012-04-13T08:04:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T13:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=1111"},"modified":"2012-04-13T08:04:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T13:04:00","slug":"to-all-those-heading-to-the-nra-convention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/?p=1111","title":{"rendered":"To all those heading to the NRA convention&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;have fun.  Wish I could have made it this year, since it&#8217;s only a few hours down the road.  Instead, I will be having fun, to quote my coworker, &#8220;drinking heavily and chasing purple women while wearing a kilt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Just&#8230; uh&#8230; don&#8217;t tell Naienko.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;have fun. Wish I could have made it this year, since it&#8217;s only a few hours down the road. Instead, I will be having fun, to quote my coworker, &#8220;drinking heavily and chasing purple women while wearing a kilt.&#8221; Just&#8230; uh&#8230; don&#8217;t tell Naienko.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gunscarstech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}