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Actual Headline: Kentucky Man Charged After Trying To Break Into Own Home
Accurate Headline: Man arrested for being drunk and disorderly.

Actual Headline: Singer Cee Lo spurs complaints at Riverbend
Accurate Headline: Officials who hire singer made famous by song titled “F&CK YOU” surprised by profanity in his show

Actual Headline: Memphis police suspend officer over KKK tweets
Accurate Headline: Memphis police officer suspended for inciting violence against KKK Rally.

Actual Headline: Smyrna homeowners get chance to voice concerns on property tax hike
Accurate Headline: Smyrna homeowners get chance to be completely ignored in person

Actual Headline: East-West transit system moves forward despite opposition
Accurate Headline: Nashville City Council approves plan to use other people’s money to destroy West End businesses.

Actual Headline: Rutherford County judge gives female attorneys fashion advice
Accurate Headline: Judge reminds attorneys that court has a dress code.

Allen G:

What’s scary about this is not it’s truth or falsehood (though it’s obviously orders of magnitude worse if it is true than if it is not), it’s that we read this and we can’t dismiss it out of hand.

The story he’s commenting on is one I’m not inclined to believe without more information.

Actual headline: Men dressed in clown masks rob man who admits drug dealing
Accurate headline: Actually, the original headline is pretty accurate.

You gotta love a story that includes this line from investigators:

“We assembled a photo line-up of clown masks, and had the victim look at it, and he quickly identified the mask.”

I’m sure everyone remembers the big fight that Tennessee had over allowing folks to keep guns in their cars even if the company bans firearms on their property.  The final bill basically said “yes, you can, as long as you’re a permit holder and no one sees you do it… oh, and you can still totally get fired for it.”

Well, the state AG has post a bit of a FAQ on how he interprets this new law.  Apparently security cameras spotting you will also cause you to be in violation.

So… it’s legal as long as no one actually catches you doing it… ever, and if the lot has a security camera?  Yeah… that basically is a no-go.  In my book, that means the action isn’t legal.  Looks like it was just an attempt for the state Republican party to be able to say “see? we did something for you gun nuts.  Now shut up and sit down.”

By the way, this reminds me a lot of my feelings towards “concealed carry only,” and why I advocate that we need open carry everywhere.

Actual headline: Franklin grandma posts unique warning for speeding drivers
Accurate headline: Local woman threatens to kill commuters

Actual headline: Metro Nashville tries to reduce school hopping
Accurate headline: Metro schools still don’t understand how markets work, omit stats that make public schools look bad.

*BONUS*
Current Headline: Mt. Juliet asks residents to watch, take action to save a child
Future headline: Mt. Juliet Police report rise in smash and grab auto thefts

I wonder if the Mt. Juliet K9 officers leave their dogs in their cars with the engine running. If they do, does this “smash the window to save a child or pet, even if the engine is running with the air on” advice still apply?

Dewalt tools on sale at Amazon.

I was a construction worker for a little bit after high school. I coveted the Dewalt 18v drill my employer issued me. Certain people may have a better formed opinion than me, seeing as my construction experience is limited to 8 months as a helper 15 years ago, but I’ve never heard anyone complain that they got a Dewalt for Christmas.

Bonus deal: I picked up this set at Lowe’s this weekend for $225.

Happy new house to me! I’ve always wanted a reciprocating saw.

January 1997: Death of the Internet!

Went to Las Vegas this week for work. First time. This is the reason for no blog.

Someone told me “You’re going to be shocked when you step off the plane and there are slot machines right there.” Even after hearing that, I was, in fact, shocked when I stepped off the plane and there were slot machines right there.

Being two time zones over is hazardous. On the one hand, being wide awake at 4am is kinda cool. On the other hand, 8pm being way past your bed time is a bummer.

Bad thing about being up at 4am was that the fitness center at the hotel didn’t open until 6. I found that odd, since Vegas is supposed to be 24/7 all the time. The casino in the hotel didn’t close, I’ll note. The good news is Vegas is in Nevada, which is mostly flat with some mountains thrown in for scenery, so I just did my morning runs outside.

“The Strip” is gigantic. (We stayed at a resort that isn’t on the strip, so I didn’t get the full Vegas experience.)

The “Pawn Stars” shop is tiny. Like, I think I’ve been to Subway restaurants larger than that place. Not only that, but only about 1/3 of the whole place was pawn related. The rest was merchandising for the show.

Everything is beige.

There are a TON of helicopters buzzing around town, all the time.

Why would your hotel and convention center have wifi in the hotel, but not in the convention center?

My old Nexus One that I’ve been using as a podcast player for the last year seems to be on it’s last legs.

The fountains at The Bellagio are indeed impressive.

How to win at intimidation:

Step 1. get hit in the face with a round from an AK-47, and laugh it off.

Thats…. really it.