I have the solution to all those cops leaving their guns in bathrooms or accidentally firing them while preparing to use/leaving the facilities.
Replace the pants portion of the police uniform with kilts.
No need to remove the kilt when going to the bathroom, therefor there’s absolutely no need to remove the firearm (if there truly was in the first place). As we’ve talked about before, there are many companies that already make kilts with many pockets!
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This is probably why they don’t put me in charge.