Actual headline: Franklin grandma posts unique warning for speeding drivers
Accurate headline: Local woman threatens to kill commuters
Actual headline: Metro Nashville tries to reduce school hopping
Accurate headline: Metro schools still don’t understand how markets work, omit stats that make public schools look bad.
*BONUS*
Current Headline: Mt. Juliet asks residents to watch, take action to save a child
Future headline: Mt. Juliet Police report rise in smash and grab auto thefts
I wonder if the Mt. Juliet K9 officers leave their dogs in their cars with the engine running. If they do, does this “smash the window to save a child or pet, even if the engine is running with the air on” advice still apply?