I’ve noticed that a lot of folks have been excited and talking about getting their travel plans together for this weekend. I think this is great, but I need to tell you guys this…
I’m sorry, but I don’t think we ordered enough food for all of you for the wedding reception.
Everyone is talking about my wedding, right?
What’s that? The NRA is holding some little convention this weekend?
pfft. Whatever. Have fun.
Up until the penultimate line, I thought you were talking about the Bidet Shoot.
Dang! I suppose I’ll just have to go to Houston instead of the wedding reception.