Monthly Archives: August 2012

Go update Java. Now. Seriously.

By | August 31, 2012

I know most of my readers probably don’t follow this kind of stuff, but basically earlier this week a pair of serious java exploits were released and then very quickly incorporated into some very easy-to-use and widely known hacker tools. The flaws affect Windows, Linux, and MacOS. None are safe. Via Krebs, Oracle has released… Read More »

Embody loses again

By | August 30, 2012

Leonard Embody has lost yet another appeal regarding his detainment in a Nashville park. As it turns out, if you intentionally act suspicious in order to get the police called on you, you don’t get to complain that the police are called. There was a new tidbit I hadn’t heard before: A good part of… Read More »

Are there people who don’t order this?

By | August 27, 2012

That’s a bacon-wrapped sirloin topped with bacon. Yes, it’s as awesome as it sounds. Longhorn Steakhouse. Apparently, the answer to the question in the title is “no.” We asked the manager and she said fully 25% of their customers ordered this in the last week.

Quick movie review

By | August 26, 2012

Saw Expendables 2 on Friday. People were shot. Things were blown up. I thought it was awesome. Naienko was apparently expecting a coherent plot. Silly Naienko.

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By | August 26, 2012

I just informed Naienko of the existence of tennis ball launchers for AK-47 pattern rifles and golf ball launchers for AR-15s. I have hurt her brain meats.

23 Years

By | August 23, 2012

That’s the sentence handed down to Hank Wise for the murder of Ben Goeser, the late husband of my friend Nikki Goeser. You can read her story through those links. 23 years doesn’t seem long enough, but I’m glad she no longer has this hanging over her head. The wait is always excruciating.