Driving down the Interstate, we are passed by a Subaru WRX STI.
Me: Man, I’d love to have one of those some day.
Mrs wizardpc: But that’s a hippie car.
Me: What? It’s a turbocharged off-road rally racer that gets like 18mpg! How is that a hippie car?
Mrs wizardpc: Because it’s made at a factory powered by sunflowers and rainbows.
Me: That’s totally going on the internet
I want one too. I will punch three extra hippies to make up for such desires
I want one also but if I buy one I want that $500 donated to the price of the car NOT to some charity I don’t give a rat’s ass about.
You forgot about the zero landfill part, which also adds to the hippie factor.