You know what’s awesome?
When your web host turns off your database completely, then sends you an email asking you to troubleshoot a problem that requires you getting into the database.
Better still is when, after complaining for 24 hours that you can’t get into the database to troubleshoot, you get a snarky “oh, it was obviously this, so I fixed it for you” reply. How would I know something that was obvious if I can’t see it at all?
If I hadn’t prepaid for the rest of the year less than a week ago, I’d be switching hosts right now.