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No bomb found at Smyrna home

Emergency crews in Smyrna say there was no bomb found after investigating a home on Cheatham Drive near Old Nashville Highway.

Officials had setup a staging area at a nearby Veterans of Foreign Wars building.

All roads are now open in the area.

Also not found at the home: Face Eating Monkeys, Unicorns, and the body of Jimmy Hoffa. Why the absence of those were not newsworthy is unclear.

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