UNPOSSIBLE!

By | November 5, 2012

Robbers tie up, assault students at TSU dorm room

According to a police affidavit, 21-year-old Stephen Jones and 20-year-old Andru Pritchett approached a dorm room in Boyd Hall on the TSU campus, displayed a handgun and demanded money, cell phones and car keys.

The suspects tied up the two students with duct tape before assaulting them with the gun.

Following the incident, police caught up with Jones and Pritchett and arrested them.

During a search of the suspects, a K9 unit found over 15 grams of marijuana in Jones’ pocket.

You can’t carry on campus.

You can’t carry without a permit (there is no 21-year-old Stephen Jones who has been issued a TN Carry Permit).

You can’t carry if you’re under 21.

You’re not allowed to rob people.

You can’t own guns and be a user of marijuana.

Clearly, this story is completely fabricated.

One thought on “UNPOSSIBLE!

  1. mikee

    I think you also can’t assault people, (or more accurately, pistol whip them while they are helplessly duct taped).

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