Clearly, the answer is more government regulation

The geniuses that run my city banned parking on the street several years ago*. People adapted in completely predictable ways and started parking in their yards.

Obviously, that means we need to ban people from parking in their own yards.

I’m sure that in a few years they’ll limit the size of driveways, and when that doesn’t work they’ll just say you can’t have more than 4 people with driver licenses living under the same roof. I’m not sure why they don’t just come out and say “We really don’t like all these hispanic folk renting houses here,” since the folks who lived here when the first ordinance passed said that was the motivation.

*You can tell which houses were built after this ordinance by their gigantic driveways. My 1800 sq ft house has a driveway that fits 8 cars, plus the two for the garage.

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